So hot… 6 billion degrees in the shade. At 4 o’clock in the morning. And the rustics won’t even open the windows to let me out.
They’re patently ignorant of the laws of physics, which clearly state that black fur absorbs every scrap of available sunlight and generates more heat than the heart of the SUN.
Torture.
Only one thing to do. Sleeeeeeppp. Lots and lots of lovely snoooozzzzz…. (yawn)…. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
oh cripes… I think I have sunburn on my PAWS!
makes you go a bit doolally this weather – I’m just going to squeeze right 
through this teeny tiny gap paws first
oh poop. Stuck. Have to wait until it cools down a bit and I stop expanding… may be here some time…… zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Feste's Lament 