What sort of time do they call this? 7:40 already. I don’t care if they are new. They are late! These ones are definitely not up to scratch [did you see what I did there, even in my highly distressed state?]…
I digress. (Must be the hunger.)
They try to placate me with breakfast. Breakfast, pah! It is almost lunchtime already: in case they didn’t realise. [This last whispered through gritted teeth. You didn’t know cats could grit their teeth? Just watch me!]
My meagre rations sampled, it is time for the (only just) morning constitutional…
Do I even have to unlock the flippin’ door myself?
You have jumped the queue, oh sister mine…
Finally! And NO help from the lazy, rustic clots who have mysteriously replaced my usual highly trained minions.
Really. You cannot get the staff….