The new staff are soooooo hopeless they cannot even make the beds properly. My sister and I feel compelled to take over and show them how we do things properly in this household.
I have never seen such inept pillow stuffing.
THIS is how you put the sheet on, you fool.
Pipkin adds the finishing touches. We are exhausted.
Oh, how we pine and dream of the return of our trusty old retainers…
Feste's Lament 