I don’t believe it! They have done it again. As if it wasn’t bad enough last time.
The staff have hightailed it off somewhere exotic and left us to the mercy of those dolts from the sticks. What’s more they were extremely late.
So I am protesting in the strongest possible terms.
Look, can you see me there? Under the bench: protesting. Seriously unimpressed.
I may even go on hunger strike. Tomorrow. Or a bit later in the week, if it doesn’t get a great deal better round here…
Feste's Lament 